Why can't we get a real adaptation?

As a long time fan of Usagi Yojimbo with a shelf full of Stan Sakai’s collected works, all I can say is W the actual F?

Uh, clearly it needs to be Spider-Kid:

Really only one option: The Fabulous Frog-Man:

Gonna need a seven series TV show about young Aunt May, Ben Parker, Norman Osborne from the rich side of the tracks, and exchange student Otto Octavious. It’s Smallville... it’s Riverdell... It’s MAY!

Lady Stilt-Man

I’m sorry, I can’t comment on the Killa Cinematic Universe at this time due to the ongoing negotiations with Paramount.

Stilt-Man? (At least he’d have an excuse for stilted dialog...)

I’m not sure if Shocker fits the Sony pattern since Homecoming featured not one but two Shockers! Sadly neither did much or wore the iconic costume.(Hasbro’s rendition needed a bit of paint to make it pop: https://mattthecatania.wordpress.com/2022/02/22/what-a-shocker)

None, I’m good.

Slyde. Definitely Slyde.

Hi, I’m Vulture. I’d take of my helmet, but this being a reshoot, the actor who plays me is not actually here, so.... anyway, Spiderman did this to me!

To be honest I’m pretty sure the entire “They made a Morbius movie!” is a huge April fools joke... but this feels extra jokey. So I gotta ask... For real?

Let’s put this shit into context:

Because, no matter how hard we try to live in denial, we are getting old and a lot of our “peers” in gaming and anime fandom weren’t even alive/were in diapers when we were playing our Atari/NES/PS1 games and watching fansubbed anime on VHS tapes.

Mine is monitoring our hummingbird feeder!

Ha mine is monitoring baby ducks lol

ok. Since they announced they were stopping support updates for v1, I already switched my lone v1 camera to stream the inside a little birdhouse I bought on Amazon. Have at it haxxors!

OMG, they are going to see my dogs lounging around in the back yard, or the UPS guy dropping a package on my porch.....geeze. They solved the issue dump any old v1's and enjoy the cameras you have.  If I want world class security I would not buy a $30 camera