I can see it.

Fellow Greys !

Accused pedophile and all around sexual predator Oscar winner  Jared Leto stars as Dr. Michael Morbius, a rich, genius doctor who has spent his entire life looking to cure his very own rare blood disease.

That label doesn’t have the cache it used to.

I think revoking the award would be even harder. I mean he slapped somebody, are they going to go take awards back from all the people who have done worse? I feel like that would create an even bigger backlash.

Thanks to comments yesterday, I’m going to do the one thing I swore I’d never go: defend the Academy.

they are probably leaning heavy into the marvel purely to trick people and hope that will make them a quick buck.

Given that it releases on April 1st, is it possible that this is an elaborate prank on Marvel by Sony?

I’ve always thought Matt Smith might make a good Reed Richards. Very stretchable face.

At least they'll all be in one place. Everywhere else will be a little bit safer.

jesus christ. It’s like a rat king but instead of being a tangle of rats, it’s a tangle of literal walking assholes.

... I’m detecting notes of sarcasm...

... I'm detecting notes of sarcasm...

I swear to Christ, the next mother fucker to call this a Marvel movie...

Sony. It’s Sony, they own the film rights to a reported 900+ characters connected to/associated with Spider-Man. That “In Association With Marvel” tag they put on them is a legal obligation, no one from Marvel had anything to with this pile or any…

Aww man I had such high hopes for this! Jared Leto is my favorite actor EVER and I was really hoping the VenomVerse could do what the MCU never could!

I, for one, am shocked... SHOCKED...that this film didn’t turn out well.

A Marvel misfire? Seems a bit like blaming the parent who has visitation one weekend a month for the poor quality of their kid’s homework.

Outside of those action scenes, there’s very little about Morbius that distinguishes it in any way, even in terms of its connection with fellow Spider-Man films.