I hope traveling in space happens in real time, meaning it takes weeks to get from planet to planet even with advanced technology, and the ship has a playable copy of Skyrim to help you pass the time.

moist

Before the batmobile was even on screen, we felt the revving of its engine under our seats, which gradually became more powerful as it slowly teased.

Arguably the wettest Batman movie ever. 

As soon as you mentioned the mist I just assumed you walked out of there soaking wet. The Batman is very wet movie.

We’re looking at an IKEA kitchen remodel and will probably go that way. They do have solid wood options and this article neglects to mention the semi-annual kitchen event where you can save 15%, potentially saving thousands (it’s recommended you already have your kitchen designed by then rather than go and try to…

Lots of pick up trucks.

I copied it from a article on Gizmodo :

Why is The Root not participating in the GMG union strike??

“how do I disrespect women I don’t talk to them” is the same argument as Oregon’s “we can’t be racist if we don’t let Black people live here”!

If you decide to use the paper bag + fruit trick, keep in mind that it works VERY well. As in, check your avocado every few hours well. It’s very easy to end up with avocado mush if you leave it in the bag for a day or two. I’ve put an unripe avocado in a bag with a banana after lunch and eaten the avocado at dinner.

It’s more like “Major Celebrity Makes Closet Nerds Feel Good About Their Hobbies That Have Been Stigmatized for Years”

It's simple - OP is jealous. 

After a quick search there was only 5 posts about him here in the last year, even with season 2 of the witcher coming out. There are things way more over discussed on this site than Henry cavill.

So dude has at least one ex they’re embarrassed to have ever dated.

On the one hand, he dated Gina Carano, but on the other, they broke up.

Please for the love of god don’t let there be any bullshit with Henry Cavill. Dude seems like the most genuine nice guy and that picture at the top of the article shows how happy he makes people 

Sounds like she got all the Napoleon complexes riled up something fierce.

Flip it around, a guy saying women with smaller breasts than a c cup have no human rights. How well would that go?