this smug ass response is like the icing on the cake for me leaving. i was already out the door anyway, but i kept coming back for torch and tracy. but this attitude right here seems to be taking over the culture of the writers at jalopnik and i have to think it’s souring the taste of many who might still read this…

First, grow up. Millions of people read this site, if you want to stop, go with god.

You sonuvabitch, I’m in!

If your first reaction is “Grow up” then you are missing the point. Here is an opportunity for you to step in and reassure the folks who frequent this site that while you are losing two unique voices, you have many more that are committed to continue on the tradition of what made Jalopnik great: unique and irreverent…

“Millions of people read this site”

Better yet:

I got straight up shadow banned on Kotaku for cracking a joke one of the new writers didn’t like. This after being an active ungreyed commentor on every Gawker blog for years.

It’s not just David and Jason leaving man. It’s the broken comments system. It’s the constant listicles. It’s the lack of proof reading, the lazy reprints/links to other outlet’s articles, the ill advised hot takes like the “It’s okay people are robbing trains because they lost their jobs” article from a few weeks…

For those that want to keep following these dingleberries

Same, Tracy and Torch were the only thing keeping this site in my daily rotation, so Jalop will be getting subbed out for whatever their next project is

Oh... I, uh, don’t know if I’ll still come around anymore much after this.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy recommends always carrying a towel. Seems like good advice.

In an article about position of hand relative to phone why no actual pictures of the positions discussed? Same goes for sex positions BTW.

To do this, Beldner said, make the device thicker—by propping a rolled up washcloth or t-shirt behind it—to take the stress off the joint.

What do they have to say about the hot dog grip, and why does it seem that only younger women use it? (edit: Kinja is screwing up this comment)

We’ve been married 14 years so we must be doing something right...

Side by side isn’t ‘weird’ so much as awkward. Having to turn your head to talk to the person all the time would be annoying.

Yeah, it’s uncomfortable. It feels like he he is using her like a doll to make Kim jealous but she isn’t a aware if it? I feel a bit sorry for her, I can see how someone like Kanye could be magnetic in the initial meeting but after a few months he must be an exhausting person to deal with.

Why did they have their first date documented with an article and photo shoot?

This is all has such Tom Cruise shoppping for girlfriends vibes. Why is she talking so much about it? Why did they have their first date documented with an article and photo shoot? Oddly, I find none of it the least bit intriguing. It’s just so unhinged that I can’t help but look. Is that the design?