Liking something before it is cool definitely makes you a hipster. Now you have to hate soup and let everyone know.

I thought he wasn’t coming back?

Any “enjoyment” you get out of nicotine use is an excuse your brain manufactures to try and justify your addiction

JJ catered the entire movie to the toxic minority that hated The Last Jedi. This is obviously part if that. Racist, sexist trolls ran her off of twitter and they were rewarded with a crap movie.

In the end, when you think about, wasn’t it really the friends we made along the way that got cancelled?

The show runners have used him and he when talking about him. 

You are advocating for genocide on a food blog. Wtf

The thigh gap is the key. She will need it to execute a flying triangle choke flip

In a year she’ll be able to fight Spiderman

I’ll miss you Cecil :(

I’m going to feed these ducks to Baby Yoda. It’s the only way their lives will have any meaning

BABY YODA DESERVES ALL OF THE FROGS AND KNOBS!

I use my hair to express myself

If the meat industry was smart they would apply for trademark/copyright of every possible name that a fake meat product might use. Not sure if this would work legally but it would seriously dampen sales.

No that is incorrect. First you buy the product, then you donate it and then you buy another one.

Now we know why Sobble is crying. Nice going jerk

Who eats Fun Dip past the age of twelve? That’s some Jim Spandex type shit right there. The stick is literally made of chalk, which is why it is sports, I guess. There is chalk in sports.

I sincerely hope this isn’t the last Deadspin article, but if it is then I am glad you were the one to write it Drew.

Is anyone else annoyed that Jif comes in Smooth or Extra Chunky only. Where is the regular Chunky? I’d prefer a Semi-Chunk if it was available.

You must mean Willem Dafuq. They get mixed up quite frequently