Stay tuned during halftime of TNF to read my reply to your comment! I can guarantee it will be not quite as shitty as the game!

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The snakes could be used as a rope which is cheating. 

So was your mom using ghost money or stealing real money to feed the meter?

But is there a calender?

I would say it’s best not to burn bridges but it worked out for Sherman before.

They should just shove everyone in the grays. It works for some websites

The helmet visor rules are so dumb. Just let people play with Bono.

I was thinking of using my flex space on Chaos Dwarf Centaur. Your thoughts?

They’re just setting us up for the most epic Brownsing of all time

Your learning is missing the required 50% cats so it probably won’t stick. Maybe you should lip sync your lesson next time, just a thought.

TIL today: I can watch TikToks at work. I might as well apply for unemployment now.

How many quarterbacks does Joe Flacco have to kiss before he’s considered elite? He’ll give them all mono, if he has to.

Dude found a booger on his shirt

The last time I had this much fun, I got hit it the head with a baseball.

I appreciate the farm(track)-to-table advertising.

Sorry, but you have to reroll if the dice don’t land on a table.

Goodnight sweet prince

Whole Foods goes whole asshole