I’m pretty sure anything will taste good if you cook it in butter.

I wonder if maybe all humans are trash and not just men. Hmmm

You’re not Ashley. Where is Ashley? Bring back Ashley, #1 in sports

I object!

What if we ban homers entirely? Treat them like a foul ball or an out.

Bic Mac will find you in the end

Who could have seen this coming?

Who could have seen this coming?

That’s the face I make when I’m trying to come up with a scapegoat for my failures too!

I’m thinking that Brown was wearing the wrong color cleats and they found out when he punted the ball. Otherwise it doesn’t make sense, the NFL has a solid, long standing policy against suspending players for assault(or attempted)

My lovely sister judge me by my clothes food, yeah
Only to learn to her mistake, not everyone’s alike
We’re not all a uptight, ah, no fuss, no fight
Cool that way, let me tell you ‘bout the cool that way

Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater is bigger than The Beatles

I like grits #grit

You’re lucky you didn’t end up with a clubfoot

I’m sure the Ravens would be willing to trade RG3

On a related topic, toast is the worst food to sneeze up.

I’m pretty sure that was Billy Ripken on the opposing team, not his daughter

It smells worse than you imagine

This is fisheye in automotive paint, also known as solvent pop. I’m assuming it is similar defect. It is caused by escaping solvents

“What’s that Titan? Timmy’s stuck in a well? And you swallowed the well?”