I’m going to feed these ducks to Baby Yoda. It’s the only way their lives will have any meaning

BABY YODA DESERVES ALL OF THE FROGS AND KNOBS!

I use my hair to express myself

If the meat industry was smart they would apply for trademark/copyright of every possible name that a fake meat product might use. Not sure if this would work legally but it would seriously dampen sales.

No that is incorrect. First you buy the product, then you donate it and then you buy another one.

Now we know why Sobble is crying. Nice going jerk

Who eats Fun Dip past the age of twelve? That’s some Jim Spandex type shit right there. The stick is literally made of chalk, which is why it is sports, I guess. There is chalk in sports.

I sincerely hope this isn’t the last Deadspin article, but if it is then I am glad you were the one to write it Drew.

Is anyone else annoyed that Jif comes in Smooth or Extra Chunky only. Where is the regular Chunky? I’d prefer a Semi-Chunk if it was available.

You must mean Willem Dafuq. They get mixed up quite frequently

Stay tuned during halftime of TNF to read my reply to your comment! I can guarantee it will be not quite as shitty as the game!

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The snakes could be used as a rope which is cheating. 

So was your mom using ghost money or stealing real money to feed the meter?

But is there a calender?

I would say it’s best not to burn bridges but it worked out for Sherman before.

They should just shove everyone in the grays. It works for some websites

The helmet visor rules are so dumb. Just let people play with Bono.

I was thinking of using my flex space on Chaos Dwarf Centaur. Your thoughts?