They’re just setting us up for the most epic Brownsing of all time

Your learning is missing the required 50% cats so it probably won’t stick. Maybe you should lip sync your lesson next time, just a thought.

TIL today: I can watch TikToks at work. I might as well apply for unemployment now.

How many quarterbacks does Joe Flacco have to kiss before he’s considered elite? He’ll give them all mono, if he has to.

Dude found a booger on his shirt

The last time I had this much fun, I got hit it the head with a baseball.

I appreciate the farm(track)-to-table advertising.

Sorry, but you have to reroll if the dice don’t land on a table.

Goodnight sweet prince

Whole Foods goes whole asshole

I’m pretty sure anything will taste good if you cook it in butter.

I wonder if maybe all humans are trash and not just men. Hmmm

You’re not Ashley. Where is Ashley? Bring back Ashley, #1 in sports

I object!

What if we ban homers entirely? Treat them like a foul ball or an out.

Bic Mac will find you in the end

Who could have seen this coming?

Who could have seen this coming?

That’s the face I make when I’m trying to come up with a scapegoat for my failures too!

I’m thinking that Brown was wearing the wrong color cleats and they found out when he punted the ball. Otherwise it doesn’t make sense, the NFL has a solid, long standing policy against suspending players for assault(or attempted)