My lovely sister judge me by my clothes food, yeah
Only to learn to her mistake, not everyone’s alike
We’re not all a uptight, ah, no fuss, no fight
Cool that way, let me tell you ‘bout the cool that way

Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater is bigger than The Beatles

I like grits #grit

You’re lucky you didn’t end up with a clubfoot

I’m sure the Ravens would be willing to trade RG3

On a related topic, toast is the worst food to sneeze up.

I’m pretty sure that was Billy Ripken on the opposing team, not his daughter

It smells worse than you imagine

This is fisheye in automotive paint, also known as solvent pop. I’m assuming it is similar defect. It is caused by escaping solvents

“What’s that Titan? Timmy’s stuck in a well? And you swallowed the well?”

So you’re saying it is Reverse Racism? Got it

The Browns had a higher losing percentage last year than a winning percentage. How is that not a losing season? 7-8-1 is a losing season. Sorry to rain on your parade :(

Has he been wearing the same helmet for his entire NFL career? Not the same model but the exact same helmet? 

It’s like corn on the cob but instead of the corn bone it’s a hotdog

I’d beat the devil outta that!

There must be a cycle for comments too. Unwritten rule I guess

FERREAL HOGS ARE OUR FRIENDS! 

Further proof that Cleveland is a No Man’s Land

They welcomed him with arms wide open

They have been selling these in the Baltimore area for a couple of weeks. The taste is slightly different from a normal Whopper, but the texture is spot on. I don’t think I would be able to tell that it’s not meat without knowing in advance.