Yet another Secret Service scandal rooted in pussy.

Without a doubt, no one expects Cat Secret Service! But I feel much safer with him around, though he may have an anti-ginger bias....

Hey now... there is nothing inherently sad about tailless cats !! My two Manx were/are the furthest thing from sad. They are some of the sweetest, most unique cats ever !

You don't have to be a Hollywood actor to know that you sexual harassment and exploitation can happen even if you don't "court" it.

my bad, my bad. no judging here

I would've thought that buttocks would've been dark meat. Then again, I don't eat cooked human ass so how would I know? (For the record, I don't eat uncooked human ass either.)

Wow you fucking bitches want it all nowadays huh? Not only are you getting paid $175 for HALF AN HOUR of fucking work but you want some kind of fucking guarantee you wont get eaten too? Honestly go fuck yourself you waste of ramen noodles

I make sure if I'm not wearing makeup to apply a few layers of Photoshop before I go out.

Ugh. I was such a trendsetter as a baby, child and young adult. #nomakeup #allnatural #justme

I was just about to come in here in say this. Like, isn't the real issue that these women felt so insecure about aging that they had to get botox? So yes, let's make fun of them for trying to live up to society's unreasonable standards and now not being able to show emotion in a "normal" or "social acceptable" way.…

Very Feminist of us to shame women for making their own choices with their own money and their own faces, right? /s

She looks great. If she's had work, it's restrained and I would like her doc's digits in case I ever come into plastic surgeon/facialist on speed dial amount of money.

Apparently 24 years passing is an unacceptable reason for looking ever so slightly different.

I'm a furnace who's always freezing, he's a normal-temped person who's always over heating, so I basically chase him across the bed across all seasons. "But I'm freezing and I loooove you!" "Holy crap, woman, you're on fire! Get off, get off!"

You should write an Amazon eBook — "The Boring Dominatrix". It wouldn't sell but I'd laugh my ass off when doing inane searches and coming across this.

Ever since the "Nacirema" tribe in Sociology 101 I will never duped by such a thing again! Nice try, Internet!!

Some of my best friends are basic bitches!

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Yeah, for real. Why are we giving this idea currency? In its current usage in the mainstream, it's like a perfect distillation of "girls suck" pigeonholing. The way I've seen it used is a way for us to nurture our internalized sexism: it encourages misogynist posturing like "I'm not like those other, shitty women. I'm…