This was a bad date. She had a horrible date with a clueless guy who thought he was being sexy and hot. She was made to feel uncomfortable, and it wasn’t right.

Most werent mustache twirling villians in kids cartoons, but germany is the 1930s and 40s is a good example of what happens when you let cowardice and xenophobia rule a country. The big issue with the mustache twirling characterization imo is the implication that those people were evil and this could never happen…

As a Chewbacca I tend to think of it the way I do the South and Slavery. A relatively small percentage of Southerners owned slaves and directly profited from the slave trade but almost all of them were racist as fuck and generally ok with the system as it existed, so fuck ‘em.

IT Cosmetic’s Bye Bye Undereye- I bought it in store at Ulta but you can get it online either at Ulta or at the IT Cosmetics website. It’s the first undereye concealer I’ve ever used that doesn’t sink into my fine lines or become too “heavy” looking with layering, and it absolutely does make my undereye go away!

IT Cosmetic’s Bye Bye Undereye- I bought it in store at Ulta but you can get it online either at Ulta or at the IT…

Bjork is, without a doubt, one of my all time favorite artists. I simply adore her.

Bjork has been saying this for years. Maybe now that a man has said it people will finally get it?

I call my period cravings “the bloody munchies.” I will sometimes say “I’ve become a woman” when my period starts. (Really, usually “God damn it, I’ve become a woman.”) Not sure why this phrase bothers my boyfriend.

Riding the crimson wave, going over to the communists (thanks IT Crowd), The Clench

I call it “The bleeding,” as in “the bleeding has begun,” in an effort to flap my unflappable boyfriend, because it sounds even worse than “period.” Would that be a malphemism?

“the English have landed”

But can we admit that her meltdown on the trip when she found the guy upstairs was a BIT ridiculous? I’m not saying she shouldn’t have been pissed, but she took that to another level. It was pretty obnoxious. That same incident was also the BEST Countess moment ever.

This is one of those moments that make me love this insane patch of dirt we call America.

the cost of living has risen since then, and it’s safe to conclude that salaries have risen along with it.

How many times do people need to be told that the inherent implication behind black lives matter IS all lives matter?!?!

76% of Trump voters believe #thedress is white

I mean, this is all pretty gross, but from the way I read it, the Trump voters were protesting the fact that Lincoln used an executive order to free the slaves, not the fact that the slaves were ultimately freed.

And in other news:

Ko-dependency.

You’re not eating enough pasta e fagioli if you have parm for that long.

I just recently learned that my wife will often take a huge bite (or multiple bites!) right out of a wedge of Parmesan cheese, then shred a little off the end to get rid of the tooth marks and cover up her shenanigans. Still working through my own feelings to figure out if this discovery makes me love her more, or if…