I still think of him as being in love with this body pillow so it's hard to take anything he does seriously. 30Rock is a documentary, right?

Is anyone else kind of sick of the unconditional love Jezebel has for Beyonce? She terrifies people at Bergdorf's because she routinely gets them fired? That is a downright bitch move. But noooo, Beyonce, the "Queen" or whatever. Bleh.

Some guy stole, and then apologetically returned, Willie Nelson's stuffed armadillo.

OK confession time, and haters gonna hate. I bought this course a few years ago. And I have to say, I have found it enormously powerful and helpful. And I'm no sniveling new agey helpless female who doesn't know woo woo from reality. The CU practice is not for everyone, but it definitely helped me get the courage and…

I like this show too, but if we're looking for a liberal propaganda show we can do better than a show that is set in New York but has no black people on it, except Wayne Brady, and presents Barney as a lovable scamp and the women he manipulates into sleeping with him as dumb sluts who get what they deserve.

"The Bidens" is a reality show that needs to happen.

Don't not eat Thin Mints because of some calorie or weight bullshit. Don't eat them because they're full of partially hydrogenated chemical garbage that's not good for anyone.

You know that writing here is not something I do in my "free time," right?

I couldn't agree with you more about how Jezebel and its commenters handle discussing Gwyneth Paltrow, as well as several other female celebrities. I have to ask: did Paltrow murder all of the loved ones of several commenters/writers on this site? Call her pretentious or untalented— we all have varying opinions. But…

Meh. While I'm not in love with Gwyneth Paltrow, I don't understand the big stink. Erin wrote a bit of a logical twister about why it's reasonable to dislike her. Now we're gonna keep talking about her. It's more of Jezebel's policy: We love women, but not this woman.

She's our generation's Marie Antoinette isn't she.

"I think it's different when you have an office job because it's routine and you know you can do all the stuff in the morning, and then you come home in the evening," she said. "When you're shooting a movie, they're like, 'We need you to go to Wisconsin for two weeks,' and then you work 14 hours a day, and that…

I don't think scientific thinking is in any danger of losing a hold in this country (though you may argue that the presence of anti-vaxxers suggests otherwise). And the author even talks here about how she doesn't think faith healing is some kind of substitute for science. But science hasn't figured everything out…

Dude. I just watched an episode where Scully hires an energy healer to work on her hospitalized friend. So...

I have to ask. Does it make people feel intellectually superior to show up on articles like this and immediately declare it to be bullshit? Because what I read in this article was basically someone saying "I did this thing, and this thing had a positive effect on me." Does it really matter if it was a placebo…

Haha my thoughts too. You can get wrecked on Champagne.

I'd like to see it come down to champagne and vicodin. Or as I call it, Tuesday.

LOL, I saw Champagne under "soft stuff", and thought: "I guess they're not using it properly".

Guys, I went through A LOT of Magic Mike gifs to make sure I found the just right one.

it looks like he's about to sexy crab-walk somewhere...

I like.