the other 55% is "Is this Wah Wah Industries?" I literally just said our name. It's Blankity Blank not Wah Wah!!

It also would've made for great reality TV. "Tune in tonight, for Ye Olde Time Teen Swap!"

Yeah, we live in San Antonio, and literally anything could have surprise meat in it. AND NO ONE TELLS YOU. It's like everyone just assumes that pork products are vegetables or something.

Yeah, I noticed the price. Amazon sometimes has crazy inflated prices on certain products that (I'm guessing?) are either hard to find, out of stock, discontinued, etc. I'm gonna try sephora and the dept stores this weekend. Thanks again for the recommendation. Also, shimmery cleavage? I haven't tried that one yet,…

I think its regional. Either that, or an over-abundance of caution.
Still, Jeff Goldblume.

there probably is no Stony Brook T stop

Yes this ! I "contour" very subtly and it doesn't make me look painted.

Space AND time you say? Well if it can make me 30 years younger. . .

No, it's just a REALLY good corset...it will suck in space and time as well as your waistline.

This article could've been a good jumping off point for discussing the racism of the small nose beauty ideal. But mocking chicks who fuck up their makeup is easier.

Amen. Kevyn Aucoin's shade is throwing shade.

All of this can be explained by a lack of blending. Stage make up 101 - blend until there are no more lines or discernible shapes.

hahahahah I love this. Brings to mind this one

I could get behind that. But only if they bring back Nymeria.

If they could just do a spin off with nothing but Arya's complete and utter journey into bad assery, I would be content.

I'm kinda with you on this one. When I read this, the first thing that came to mind was, "This sounds like something Gwen Paltrow would say." And then I immediately thought about how this article would have been phrased different if it had been GOOP tossing out all this info. I'm not saying I really prefer one over…

This site is weird. If Shailene weren't just the person we liked at the moment, I'm sure this post would've been how batshit crazy that sounded. The vaginal sunbathing was interesting, but eating clay? What?

WWPSD?

St. Peter, nothing. I'm pretty sure Jesus will be waiting with a "Depart from me, I never knew you."

He chose... poorly.