"Do you want to be famous, baby?"

I have a guy friend to whom the same thing happened - he negotiated salary and the offer was withdrawn. I think it's partially the low supply/high demand for jobs right now, employers know they can find someone highly qualified who will take less money.

SHOCKED.

Yesssss! "Next time, throw the dog AT THE CAT. They're natural enemies, it will work itself out."

Related: I work part time at the zoo and we put different colored glitters in the food of the big cats so we can see who's poop belongs to whom. So, if you are going to post about rainbow poop, next time I expect more sparkle.

Reason with it

Caller: He's charging at us. He's at our bedroom door.

I can't stop laughing at the transcription. "Rrrrraaaaaaar!"

Oh man, the second chance to post this today!

With a little time and effort, this unfortunate image could have been unnoticeably fixed.

Yeah, you guys won't be laughing when you go to Target to try on this swimsuit and it makes part of your crotch disappear.

Insightful. Probing. Layered.

Not sure if you're trolling.

Yes, these allegations are mind-blowingly terrible and TR is a dickscab. These things are true. But Christ on His throne, I don't understand how he is talented. I don't. I know that is not the issue, but seriously. Look at this shit.

sorry about your limited knowledge about human psychology but being unable to react is common behaviour for humans in a situation of traumatic experience.

And, sometimes, just because you're a victim doesn't been you've been absolved from all responsibility.

Yay! See, the funny part is I had this at the front of my mind because, being depressed and having a painfully, inappropriately logical and brilliant father, he said, "Well, if you're ever feeling suicidal and you think anti-freeze poisoning is the way to go, don't mix it up in a cocktail with whiskey or vodka or…

Plus they have parasites that control our brains.

That's like the least surprising thing ever. Humans have really strong parenting urges which are triggered by small creatures with big eyes that make high-pitched noises. Even the adult versions of the ancestors of our cats fit that bill, with the added bonus of being soft and fuzzy. Itty-bitty mewing kittens are…

PET PIC PARTY!