But look at how successful this has been in helping the team get better. Especially come play-off time when the defenders are better and focused . . . so many titles, series wins over the Jazz.

Fool me 13 times shame on you ...

If spearing a stationary player that is down on one knee directly in the head with the top of your helmet is not egregious, would anything short of going Last Boy Scout and shooting a player in the middle of a play be egregious?

Incognito, obviously.

He’ll probably learn his lesson this time.

If he’d only knocked a woman unconscious instead, they’d have him back in a month at worst.

It’s a Burfict ending.

Not the worst thing Craig James has gotten away with 

Beav’s ghost lives on!

Spend a lifetime bangin’ hoores and you’re gonna catch the syphilis 

5 Throwgasms for a Lions game? Unless they’re bringing back Barry Sanders and unmasking former fan ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER I don’t see it.

“You Must Be Sure You Wanna Taste It” may sound like the worst possible slogan for something you want people to drink, until you imagine some giant Slavic dude in a track suit declaring “I am for sure to taste you” before opening it with his teeth.

Also, Giulani should be encouraged to make as many media appearances as humanly possible. Right now, he’s the Dems’ greatest asset. 

That’s the only way he’s a dictater. 

Can guarantee you every boomer maga dipshit in his office right now is like; “yeah, you know, there should be a way to unsend an email”

More like 1 dimensional Candyland.

I look forward to the eventual Reply-All-pocalypse. 

Unfortunately the Trump administration only allows staffers to use @aol.com addresses.

Thank you, Mr. President!