If the current Jets management was around in 1992.

I feel like Paul Harvey would have said gro-in.  Fucker pronounced protein as pro-tee-in.

I think just applying cream cheese to balls would be the biggest problem.

Don’t forget “who am I allowed to execute?”

I am the biggest flaming liberal you could meet and I really don’t fucking understand the pronouns thing at all.  I mean I sort of do?  But also not at all.

GAHHHHHHHHHH

And evidently rape-horny.  I think Clay Travis just followed him on twitter.  Seriously fuck most things at the moment.

I just can’t wait to see how those two co-exist and I’m looking forward to them getting to the playoffs then getting obliterated.

Flailing your arms into a guy to draw a foul is terrible basketball.  I give him credit for doing what works & he is a great player but it is not entertaining basketball.

And it’s incomprehensible that it doesn’t matter to his base. Take politics out of it - he is objectively either losing his mind, or just fucking stupid. I know that anti-intellectual and conservative are interchangeable terms for I don’t understand how they don’t care.  I hate everything.

I read that as though it was said by Frank Reynolds. Not sure if that was the plan, but well done either way!

It is what’s ironic about the use of the word “cuck” by conservatives.  There is no greater example of a cuckold that scum like Graham, Nunes, etc.  I would say that there is a 75% chance that if Trump asked any of them to literally be a cuckold in some horrifying act of sexual congress, they would do it.  Sorry for…

And then someday shortly after that, he will be dead.  Won’t that be great?

I think Drew can go ahead and retire the cheap beer part of the column because it’s not getting better than this one.  I need to have one (or five) of them NOW.

Either that or he totally wants to fuck her.

Well said but you really only needed #3.

She was shaking her head no before she even got the note. Wait no, that’s just what her head does.

Oh hey cool, Bill Maher uses kinja.  Hi Bill!

That’s on you for taking so long to finish your drink!

So the wedding planners were the douchebags that arranged Fyre Festival?