I think maybe it’s an age thing because I don’t have kids and god willing I never will (no offense, just not for me) but I do the exact same thing and feel the same reactions to the potential of a glass falling.  Watching a toddler grab onto a glass with their tiny disturbing hands is like watching a bomb being…

He makes up with it with the College Gameday commercial where he eats the Little Debbie that fell on the floor...I think that one is great and I HATE Saban.

Not sure why but that was the funniest fucking thing I read all day.

Come on man...all pickles or just certain kinds?

It’s cool, the guy was a priest.

Yeah that jumped out to me as well. Chomsky has a perfect take on the “liberal media” that explains this.

Fun fact, the FDA just approved an opioid 10x stronger than fentanyl. Knowing how responsible pharma execs are, what could possibly go wrong?

100% he was Trevor Semen in school.

“Check the grey” is actually a term Roethlisberger’s urologist uses.

Who the fuck still believes in god?

Is there an Urban Dictionary term for jerking off on a girl’s back when she’s watching a church service?  If not, I think we need to come up with one.

Also probably why he’s on the Pats again.

Why do you think she had such a big fucking smile when she was saying it? God damn is she a cunt.

You lost me after your first point.

Exactly right. If Booger McFarland can point out that you’re playing stupid defense, how the hell does Crennel not know that?

Except the Saints won it. As soon as I saw THOUSANDS OF gumbo heads wearing the stupid ref outfits I wanted the Saints to get pounded.  Get the fuck over it losers...your coach should have called running plays and you would have fucking won.

I don’t think Ben uses any performance enhancing drugs, he’s just a fat fucking doofus.

It wasn’t laughing.  They were all choking on a sandwich.

I assume that the suggested “Showing Results for...” would be fairly NSFW.

I think rabbit hole is a result of fistball isn’t it?