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It’s almost enough to make you long for Roberto Aguayo, who would just go ahead and miss without the need for all these mental gymnastics.

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

The only solution to this is to move up to draft a kicker in the 1st round 

As long as he doesn’t ejaculate on the coach’s back, it’s all fair play. 

Frank Bruni is the “liberal” columnist?

Correction:

The NFL’s continued prohibition of cannabis is another insane part of this story. They’re too worried about the reactions of their fascist owners and alt-right fanbase to lift restrictions on something that a lot of people both in and out of the NFL see as a workable alternative to actual pain meds.

Maybe if you didn’t wear 4-6 shirts to bed you would not sweat so much at night.

Enjoy the games, everyone.

Charlie...somethingoranother

The so-called “workforce” would only spend it on frivolous things like food, housing, clothing and other such unnecessary luxuries.

aka “Starving to death to own the libtards”

Republicans that are not millionaires are awfully chill with the idea that businesses should be allowed to do literally anything they want.

Why is the president talking about AIDS? STICK TO SPORTS!

This is legit boomer brain that comes from consuming 12+ hours of TV a day. I have family who leave the TV on constantly (literally always in the background when they’re home) and they can not focus on one topic for any period of time. They’ll ask you a question and when you’re in the middle of answering, they’ll just

Speaking about headlines, this one hasn’t aged well:

tom Brady -made out with a young, male relative.

Ok only half of those things matter.

I bet she didn’t see this coming. 

I literally can’t read those messages. It’s written in some dead language.