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9/10/19

But hey, we better not pay any of our defensive guys. Bye bye AJ Bouye, Jadaveon Clowney, Kareem Jackson, Tyrann Mathieu.

9/10/19

But despite suffering through six sacks

9/10/19

“That’s resegregating the country! Why do we want that?” Laura asked, unable to fully suppress a hint of hopeful inflection or her sarcastic side-eye.

9/10/19

Doesn’t Fox News keep Diamond and / or Silk on retainer, sleeping in a little room just off camera, for just such an emergency?

9/9/19

Ohhhh....Surely Ben was just hoping to be reinflated. That clarifies the whole incident(s).

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9/9/19

Ok, Ben

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9/9/19

Hey, look on the bright side - they got rid of those malcontents Bell and Brown and now play as a team!

9/9/19

Not only are they invited, but they’re going whether they want to or not.

9/9/19

But there’s a party in his mouth and everyone’s invited!

9/9/19

Body of an 18 year old.

9/9/19

Sometimes these things just happen, entirely naturally...

9/9/19

He looks like a mall Santa that got fired for having beard lice.

9/9/19

It’s like there’s a party in his mouth, and everybody’s invited!

9/9/19

Ben basically is a tumor, so it only seems fair.

9/9/19

I feel like there is a direct correlation between the girth of one’s head and neck and their propensity to date rape.

9/9/19

+1 victory over Shelbyville

9/9/19

It’s been like this ever since he started drinking that brain and nerve tonic that Artie Burns gave him.