BeliCHEAT set this up from the start!

*Take two*

Fuck you, NFL, just fuck you for your goddamn rules letting this happen.

Right On Cue Q

Yeah, such an original thought.

BELLICHICK SET THIS UP FROM THE START!

And the only thing that can prevent another Patriots Super Bowl victory? This man:

BRB, going through every article written about AB over the last two months and faving all the Steelers fans’ smug comments.

*Bwamp bwam bwah bwah Doo da Doo da Doo Doo da Doo...*

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

Get it fixed? I thought they wanted Brown on the field!

This is a humiliating mulligan in which everyone loses face, feet, wallets, and reputations.

And for months you’ll be followed around by ads for bung lube.

Come for the fistball, stay for the rabbit hole!

Fistball, a candidate for the Unoffical Olympic Games slated for 2022. Other fine sports include Contact Bridge, Shirling, and Calvinball.

Well you have plenty of time to learn now that you’ve been fired from work for googling “fistball.”

Fistball?

“Mine!” -Kempf

*murdered by Portland Timbers fans* 

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