After all,

As creepy as the whole “Mother” thing already is... “Mother, will you give me a blowjob?” brings it to a whole other level.

If DJ Khaled won’t go down on his wife, zero chance Mick Pence has.

And once 100% of Rams Twitter followers did just that, readership dropped by a backbreaking 8 households.

An unusual perspective from someone who makes her living through her phone.

Be a good person. The bar is set really fucking low.

I did not learn to properly use a Kleenex until I was thirteen.

brains you say? One of the Saints of Louie would like to have a word 

The one I know lives in a gated community and voted for Mitt Romney because “taxes tho”

There weren’t any until January, 2015. That’s when they all dusted off their Faulk jerseys and pretended they gave a shit about the Rams this whole time.

Can we, like... find a list of everyone who paid those prices for the rights to purchase seats at Rams games?

“Some people are fans of the Los Angeles Rams...”

Also just a huge indictment of how bad coaches are at adjusting, both in-game and (somehow) in preparation for a game. They all want to play the game on their terms, which basically means that a coach like Belichick knows exactly what you’re going to do.

You realize that would leave us with the Patriots and.....Eli?

FUCK. Just, GODDAMNIT. The best regular season i have ever seen, the upsets, the Pat Mahomes beauty, the beautiful beautiful offenses, i felt like i was being beaten with a sledgehammer called NOT TODAY, KIDDO WE OLD SCHOOL PEOPLE STILL REIGN SUPREME. AWFUL. Trent Dilfer was probably masturbating furiously that entire…

Fun Fact: in the halftime show, Big Boi rode a Cadillac down the field for more yards than the Rams had in the entire first half.

I think it is a protective mechanism by your brain

Nah just a liter o cola 

“Seriously, how does this guy still have a job?”

You mean like maybe the Texans mediocre coach is a mediocre GM too? Huh...