Thanks for that...I ended up picturing Berman stroking it. Fuck.

I had never heard or read the Marino / Elway fact before and it blew my mind.

The racist European always catch me off guard.  I think Europe looks lovely and I think of visiting or even living there someday, then I see a clip of a hundred bananas being lobbed at a guy.  What the fuck Europe?

Hill throwing a baby through a plate glass window did the same for me.

You seem sorta mad.

I will give Colts fans a temporary pass for the most part, particularly the ones in the stadium. I still disagree with booing but I get it a LITTLE bit.

I actually found religion today.  Just so that I can hope & believe that he is being raped by a demon for all eternity.

Oh look, you took the time to use this more than once.  Cool!

Just let it ooze...does this shit really seem worth sticking around for anymore?

Call me weird, but am I the only one that wants to know just how massive Nick Foles dong really is?

Can’t believe I had to go this far into the comments for a Costanza reference!

All they need is Akiem Hicks to score another touchdown at fullback to scrawl out SHADES OF ’85! in yellow mustard across their man-tits.

As a Bills fan, I agree with this statement.

So it’s “Guy Fieri’s Green Turtle.”

So it sounds like they just might be over represented at Ravens games and on sports talk radio then? The alliterative “Donnie from Dundalk” is pretty great no matter what.

Fuck the McRib, but some sort of salted caramel glaze on actual ribs would be amazing right?

Any guy yelling anything at a gold tournament should be subjected to unfathomable levels of pain.  I haven’t been to a tournament in ages but I think if I was standing next to one of those fucks that yelled all the times, I would be doing 10-15 years in prison.

I’m at work and I blurted out “Oh get the fuck out of here!” when I read that.  Troop worship is out of control on the right.

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!

Unless it’s for naughty reasons, I don’t understand Facetime at all.