I think Lady’s Locker Room Bachelorette Party is my all time favorite Cinemax “movie”.

Thanks a lot.  That fucking thing will likely appear in my nightmares tonight.

Is Dundalk seriously as much of a nightmare are you and the whole article makes it out to be?  I legit no nothing about the place but now I really want to know more.

I think we just solved the case of his mom then. Who dunnit? Clearly is was karma.

Um...Cam Newton?

The Long Island, and honestly any of the boroughs, accent isn’t that bad when it’s just a regular accent.

Outstanding call...the only time the accent is acceptable is when Scott Van Pelt impersonates it to make Tim Kurkjian piss himself laughing.

And what the fuck is a Green Turtle?

And that’s just what they look like after they eat!

Or as Steelers fans call them, “Heath.”

Lions fans are the fans that know about tossed salads.

So a fan of a particular player can never say anything about being a fan when something like this happens?  Jesus christ man, there are plenty of things to be outraged or offended by in 2019 without looking for more.

How the actual fuck is the OP being dickish in ANY way, and how the fuck is the reply “intelligent”. It’s fucking smarmy and unnecessary and just because you speak dickhead doesn’t mean you get subtlety that others miss. It just means that you’re a dick too.

Nothing.  Just a gun nut finding a way to be a douche bag.

Pretty dickish comment dude.

Steve King—get off Twitter, get out of Congress, and please, for the love of god, shut the fuck up forever.

Jesus I didn’t even catch that one.  I just thought he wanted the country tougher...fuck.

At least crab can be pretty good though. Google garbage plate...it looks like the very end of a german porno movie.

I actually don’t mind Pittsburgh for the most part and I’m sure that there are a hundred places with amazing sandwiches in town.

Somehow knowing that Ben has a weird grey dick makes the rest okay for me.  Maybe not okay, but it helps.