indominusrexryan
IndominusRexRyan
indominusrexryan

I bet the best selling sex toy in SIXBURGH is a butt plug shaped like that overrated mouth breather’s chin.

Who would have better spelling - Rapelisberger or the moron holding the Trump sign?

I legitimately believe that if you’re cannot spell “our” or any other three letter word, you have to be sterilized and you cannot vote.  Seriously how the fuck can anyone exist not knowing how to spell that?!?!?

It’s a shame that you will not get enough stars for this.

The sandwich is perfect though, because if you had to look at a fat yinzer Steelers fan and design a sandwich based on that appearance then honestly the Primanti Brother’s sandwich is a little too well put together.

Agreed. To paraphrase a Patton Oswalt line, I assume folks with a foot fetish were fucked by their father wearing a Garfield mask.

McGriff should be in the hall of fame simply for not hitting that blind fuck over the head with his bat after that call.  I remember watching that live.  I HATED the 90s Braves and still had to shake my head at that entire game.

Something else that’s galling is that he fucking stares down the batter. It’s one of many bullshit macho parts of baseball that I cannot stand anymore and I grew up on the sport.

Listen very carefully, and you can hear the ghost of Eric Gregg violently orgasm.

Without them it would be “Saturdays are for working 14 hours!”

Heard you the first time fuck head.

As if I didn’t already love AOC, now she goes after that fucking chud.

The best part of Portnoy ended up as a stain on the futon.

+1" flaccid

I keep telling my girlfriend that all helmets are one size fits all.  She seems unconvinced.

Perhaps too specific and slightly dated reference...The Jose Mesa.

Middle ground...fuck them both.

The Clevelander sounds like it would still be awful, but maybe with a touch of class too.  Like wearing a tuxedo while shitting on someones chest.

I’m a Bills fan and that just absolutely blew my fucking mind.  Still - fuck Sammy Watkins.

I think “Chad” might also be “Bucket”.