How the hell have I never seen that before.

Wrong. If the anthem doesn’t make you spontaneously cum, then you obviously hate America and should go back to the country you came from.

The key is to only wear clothing made of the flag.  Then I think you’re safe.

God I hate him so much.

That’s the image Stephen Miller beats off to with a belt around his neck.

One person they can’t bone?  Those smooth brained fucks love Mitch McConnell AND Brett Kavanaugh.  A fleshlight would reject these future incel fuckers.

Hear hear!  Oh, and kill yourself.

If his mother is Stephen Miller in a wig.

Exactly.  If the Bills are a sex toy, then they are a Fleshlight filled with fire ants.

I’m just glad that no one made any Pancho Billa jokes because that would have taken the fun out of this year’s WYTS.

I genuinely think that Nathan Peterman - literally any photo of him - could and SHOULD replace all Bad Luck Brian memes.

Shawn is also wrong.  The best sub in Buffalo is a Stinger.  Fuck vegetables.

Dildos are FAR more useful.

Please tell me that Fuccillo doesn’t actually advertise in Toronto...if you have to listen to that loud fat fuck, you’re welcome to declare a justified war on the state of New York.

As a Bills fan I confirm, it is malignant.  

Bills fan here too.  Peterman is fucking garbage.

Every time I read or hear about someone being offended by curse words I think of this...

I still would have used the “eating a W” clip/gif.  It’s one of the single most horrifying things I have ever seen.

Of course it’s preferable for what really happened to be something far less insidious but wanting that to be the actual reality isn’t really much of a thing. I can wish a lot of things aren’t as bad as they really seem to be.

Your comment is far too rationally worded for me to flip out too much but I hope you can admit that being a Chiefs fan at least slightly is affecting your opinion of him.