I have to comment on your last sentence.  It’s very common for conservatives to OWN THE LIBTARDS by posting a meme that says “liberalism is a mental illness.”  Can we almost completely agree that today’s conservatism is literally a mental illness?

I am someone that isn’t nearly as qualified or accomplished as your friend and I have very seriously looked into leaving Gilead and yeah...it’s seriously difficult.

I genuinely, 100% hope both of those guys are either dead or are painfully dying.  Fuck them, fuck everyone like them, and fuck everything else too.  I’m over this complete joke of a country and if it was a whole lot easier I would actually listen to 45 and leave.

Isn’t it really only a horrible word in the US?  For that reason it’s easily my favorite curse word.

Exactly.  And that is why we are the BEST COUNTRY IN THE HISTORY OF EVERYTHING EVERRR.

Of course Ivanka was going to be there too.  How else was Trump going to get laid while he was there?

In my context, peak Knicks was meant as a pejorative.

God damn it now I’m thinking of George Will too.  I assume he’s actually Bret’s dad.

I want to kick those piano key teeth down his throat for not going after Durant.

Not accurate...Dolan would miss and piss all over the fans.

He is by far the worst owner in all sports right now...not just NY.

Fuck Dolan in every orifice in his body for making me agree with SAS.  This might be the most peak Knicks moment in a long time.  Just fuck me.

What about jizz? Am I committing what amounts to genocide every time I crank one out?

In the future you can just go with “Fuck you, Alabama” to save time.  It’s never inappropriate.

That’s crazy talk.  The fetus can have a deringer.

That’s a shame.

Oh but you’re mistaken. I’m not what you’d likely call a snowflake. No love here. So once again - fucking kill yourself fuck face.

Go fuck your own face.

Okay is this harassment then?  Kill yourself fuck face.

I share some pretty fucked up takes so she might already think I’m a degenerate for a number of reasons.