Agreed. His correct mayo take is meaningless because of how bad the dog take is.

Insane Hobo Wear is Jim Tomsula’s licensed crossfit clothing line.

I’m very impressed at your ability to recall the specific book numbers!  I will however disagree with your Family Circus take though...nothing is worse than Family Circus.  I hate it irrationally and want to see those stupid kids die painfully.

I had never heard of this before today, and it made me laugh so hard I was in tears...and I really don’t know why.

Plus I bet they fucking HATE Garfield.

I was thinking something very similar.  I bet they lead the nation in peppermint bark consumption.

In Winslow’s case, that was really, really often.

If it hit the ones yelling “that’s Gucci brah” then I’m happy.

I read that a little too quickly at first and thought you said something incredibly racist.

HBO Real Sports just had a pretty shocking feature about horse racing and it’s an insidious combo of things.  We drug the shit out of horses from birth and treat them like like a meaningless commodity.  It’s pretty horrifying albeit not shocking since that’s also how we tend to treat people in the US.

Colors that end in “urple”.

It also has Bala Cynwyd...the second part is the phonetic spelling of the sound of me trying to spit a hair off of my tongue.

Guessing that you may be single?

Coming from someone that can’t spell “you’re” correctly...

It’s like watching Wallstreet, or The Wolf of Wallstreet and thinking “now that’s what I want to do for a living!”

Your first post was enough.  No need to promote it elsewhere.

If that’s not parody then I definitely don’t have enough time to tell you all the different ways to get completely fucked.

I’m looking forward to the Patriots handing out promotional “hats” sponsored by Stormfront next season.

It took about 180 years but I think everyone finally realized that baseball is boring as shit.

She’s a keeper.