I went a good number of years without smoking and then made the mistake of using my old smoking habits (often shit with a ton of stems and seeds) with newer weed and holy shit was that a bad learning experience.

I get the feeling that you may have done something like this before.

As a fellow sweaty guy, I think I may have just realized something that I should have been an owner of for years.

I literally cannot sleep...maybe not literally but I cannot sleep well...without a fan going.  I want to feel like I’m in the majority but now I feel weird.

It’s tough to look like more of dingus than Woody, but somehow his brother pulls it off.

It’s a perfect example of what Drew was talking about in his column yesterday.

See, I think he has “caught watching someone masturbate” eyes.

That’s just as shitty unless someone has already demonstrated that they should not be respected.

Since the name of the year is still fresh on my mind, how about Truman Aioli’s?

Drew, please don’t almost die ever again. Don’t totally die either I guess.  You’re a national treasure.

Avoiding twitter even just a little bit is probably not a bad idea.

Tossing the pontiff is how you end up jizzing-yah shorts.

Yes!!! Damn the Suns used to be wonderful to watch play. I blame Harden entirely even though that’s probably a smoking hot take. I absolutely loathe him and I’m thrilled that he makes John Starks look clutch.

Re. the point guard...Steve Nash says hello.

That was one of the better summaries of the dip shit country. Very funny until I realized how damn accurate it is.

Agreed.  The extreme reactions I have are almost unbearable...I laugh like a crazy person or I’m totally despondent.

He’s actually wildly entertaining.  I means it’s totally fucking horrifying that MILLIONS of people take him seriously, but reading/watching InfoWars is a riot.

For some reason I was hoping that it was before he was elected.  When I got to that part I wanted remotely surprised and yet still wanted to shoot myself.

I honestly can’t think of anything that is more of a caricature.  Maybe Alex Jones, but I think that’s all an act.

I think he might just be a little weird but I get it.  I hated Austin at first then he ended up being my favorite.