The Russia investigation was always always something that made me nervous. As much as I REALLY wanted him to end up in prison, I had a pretty good idea that absolutely nothing would happen. The fear that I had then and still have is that he can actually gain popularity my screaming shit like GAME OVERRRRR.

Fuck the world and civilization as a whole if Storm Duck is knocked off.  NO ONE DENIES THIS.

I’ll give a “bless you” for the first two or three. Anything after that gets a “shut the fuck up.”  Since we have already discussed my dad...both he and my mom seem to use far too much larynx when sneezing...like they both add a yelling/screaming component.  Thus the “shut the fuck up” part...not in hate though.  They…

Lol my dad has a mustache too!  Since he puts an absolutely EPIC amount of condiments on his food it typically ends up looking pretty ridiculous.

Lube is very important.

Pulp Fiction Goodfellas sounds like it would be an amazing movie.

You lost me at low-cal.

I need clarification on the Tiger v. Leo question.  Are we talking right now?  Then Leo 10 out of 10 times.  But if we’re talking the course of their entire life?  That’s Tiger 10 out of 10 times.  I would jerk off to footage of myself being given the green jacket while wearing the green jacket.

Regardless, I don’t know what sort of oblivious fuck would think walking around wearing a half and half scarf (never heard of that before today) into a pub would fly.

I’m sure you’re a nice guy but you’re also a monster.  Change your underwear dude.

I think it’s to mitigate any possible mess.  My dad eats with his elbows on the table and after he’s done it looks like a fucking grenade went off on his plate.  I love him but he’s disgusting. 

I’m not at all a salad guy but I have ordered grilled romaine as an entree before on many occasions.

I surround myself with good people, I meant my observation of humanity as a whole.  I am prone to being a pessimist though.  

+1,000 for the name by the way.

And that’s why he is who he is.

The effect that Tiger had on the sport - at least at the professional level but arguably for weekend warriors like me - is why that he might be the most important athlete for his sport...um...ever?

I’m guessing Drew didn’t see Tiger’s 2000 US Open at Pebble.  Bethpage in ‘02 was impressive but 2000 may have been peak Tiger Woods...only one under par and won by 15 strokes.

Even more broadly...in my 38+ years I have found that most people, athlete or not, are really fucking shitty.

Christ, you sound like a lot of fun.

I completely agree & honestly almost find that more repulsive that truly believe in Trump and his agenda to their marrow. Having “convictions” for fame or money is absolutely vile.