That’s both horrifying and encouraging for some reason.  Gotta ask...what sort of porn was he watching?

The best salad for carnivores is a grilled romaine salad...followed by a fat ass chunk of pork or beef of course.  Seriously though grilled romaine is fucking spectacular.

Is that prior to making a romance explosion on her stomach?

I think that fiber supplements should be mandatory like vaccinations.

If all Reilly had was that he’d kick the ball out from behind a tree, or fluffed up his lie in the rough, I wouldn’t remotely care and I despise Trump as much as the next guy.

Definitely the Florida Gulf Coast of this year’s tourny.

Agreed.  It restored my faith in humanity for about 24 hours.

Truman Peyote should be a kinja name and it’s fantastic but I totally agree...there’s just something about Storm Duck that is absolutely fantastic.

Every time I hear or read the name Jerry Falwell, I Will always think of this...

I’ll go even farther than that.

Our over valued sense of self means anytime something isn’t fucking perfect the go to reaction is to flip the fuck out.

It’s almost like he’s a complete dullard & has no idea what he’s talking about.

If you stick your head out the window any time he says FAKE NEWS, listen closely and you will hear everyone in a MAGA hat cumming all at the same time.

When that day comes just let me know if you’re ever free for a good old game of pissing on the headstone!

It’s a fantasy of mine to somehow be able to con someone into being able to “interview” just to MF him right to his face.  I think his reaction would give me a raging boner in the most non-sexual way possible.

Boy you’re on a roll.  Not sure if you’re just a troll or a total cunt.  Probably both

Hi Peter Thiel!

Western NYer here.  Buffalo is cold as shit and it obviously doesn’t have nearly as much to offer as bigger cities, but it’s a pretty cool town full of pretty cool people.

My guess is because he’s a creepy vile old fuck?

I hate Trump but wouldn’t give a shit if it was him.  BRADY...that’s the only biggest name that I’m hoping for.  Then I would probably have to give myself a happy ending.

Yup, I laughed too hard at that.  I’ll buy you a beer in hell.