I think loving REALLY burnt toast is already insane.  Carrying a picture of it?  Dude has bodies buried in his yard.

That is somehow the least surprising NFL rule that I have never heard of before.

Not enough stars for this.  I want to kick teeth in anytime I hear a PARENT bitching about that.

Please stop saying anus.

Calm down, Egg Lad. It’s an egg. It’s, like, three bites.

Damn is that good.

Side note...Jessica Rabbit might be responsible for my first boner.  And now my most recent one.

Scott Van Pelt is still pretty cool but otherwise it’s awful especially compared to how genuinely GREAT it used to be in the days of Dan Patrick, Olbermann & Kilborn.

Octuple fuck the fans.  The same ones buying into the bullshit underdog narrative are the same ones calling for Jimmy G to start last year.  Boston and the rest of NE was better when the Sox shit their pants for 100 years.

I still find Kraft more visually annoying for some reason and I don’t know what it is. He looks like a really tall dwarf, or a kid dressed up to look like an old guy. He’s just weird to me.

Fuck Kroenke too though.

Sometimes?  Not all the time and certainly not like I used to.  That’s why I give zero fucks about checking Sportscenter anymore and come to Deadspin for my sports takes.

Did you catch that hair piece wearing fucking shades? Remembering that he’s the owner made me puke in my mouth a little bit for wanting the Rams to win.

100%, and it will only add to my hatred of them and I honestly don’t know how that’s possible.

When Romo or Nantz talked about Brady “praying” for just one more title, I then prayed for Brady to get ass cancer. They talk about being underdogs, how much this one means...then they will “get back to business” on…

That’s like dividing by zero.  No fucking chance that pile of shit eats rice.

I have no idea how you don’t have more stars.  Absolutely fantastic.

She’s a cunt.  Period.  I know this is Jezabel but it HAS to be okay that I say that right?

Have your seen Inglorious Bastards?  That seems like a pretty solid technique to me.

Did I ruin the movie with that image?

For some reason, I imagine him saying “You’re so cool...you’re so cool” like Alabama Worley in True Romance. Including Nantz wearing an ever so slightly flirtatious outfit.  Also, I’m not well.

Totally agree. If there was just the initial heads up that something happened then silence...okay I get it. But the combination of no info, comments like “still on the shelf” and then a fucking memorial to him at the end is awful.