He had just remembered that he ran over five puppies on his way there.

I bet he says things from American Psycho even though he never read the book or saw the movie...just comes naturally.

Speaking of updates that mayor may not be a bummer...DEAR GOD PLEASE LET US KNOW IF DREW IS OKAY.

Or to hang out with Floyd Mayweather.  I’ve never rooter for a sinkhole more in my entire life.

Jesus that makes it worse. For one, Virgil Green has 15 catches this year...also he doesn’t at all address the Derrick Johnson. It reminds me of Rick Perry at the Republican debates.

God damn it, I hadn’t worried about Drew for about 5 hours...

Just an idea here...how about a commenter Hater’s Guide to the Williams-Sonoma catalog?  I’m pretty confident that we could cobble something together that would lift the spirits of the big guy.

Yeah I’m getting a little freaked out...both at what might have happened and also at how freaked out I’m actually getting.

Totally.  I have checked twitter constantly and set a google alert.  I’m a little weirded out by my concern actually.

I’m genuinely worried about what the hell happened because Drew is great but I still think he’d want this starred.

I assume that the exhibitionism element is the appeal. Somehow that would be less revolting than someone so oblivious to societal norms that he just doesn’t realize that isn’t cool.

Was it a way too soon after someone brushed their teeth hummer?  I won’t judge regardless, just curious.  As a dare I have put icy hot on my junk and it made its way to the dickhole.  Not pleasant.

I mean there really isn’t a good answer no matter what but if someone walks in & is finishing of a Snickers...I guess okay? But a sandwich or anything requiring utensils...no, just no.

SAME.  I also wish I never learned about it.  Fuck am I happy to not be a woman.

And of course he’s the boss.  Guys like that somehow are always the fucking boss.

I can only assume that your workplace is the genesis of “don’t shit where you eat.”

Jesus christ man. I’d say you ruined my day but you have to deal with that. Somehow out of all of that, the use of the word “anus” managed to be the most revolting.

I was really hoping for more comments about the haughty dipshit because I think it was by far the most breathtakingly fucked one all season.  Drew was right...it read like satire.

I’ve always wondered who came up with “expressed” to describe that. Probably better than just straight up saying fingering a dog’s asshole.

Both of my parents sneeze like that and it infuriates me.  Just let the air out...if you over use the larynx, I might kick you in said fucking larynx.