Okay I have a poll question related to golden showers but not Trump. My girlfriend and I disagree very strongly (we are not into golden showers, we’ just have some interesting conversations). Here goes...

JFC...please don’t get me started about the fucking movie theater. I think they have become too comfortable and patrons forget that they’re in public. They’re absolutely awful.

I’m going to go fucking crazy if I hear one more person use Eric F. Crouch as the counterargument.

Unless you’re telling yourself to “get outta here with your shit”, you’re an ass-hat.

You get a star mostly for “Jesus H. Tap-Dancing Titty-fucking Christ”. I might legally change my name to that.

Oh good, you contributed to more than one comment. Eat shit.

Hahaha. That’s what I love about the picture in the article. It just looks like Pence is looking at Rippon trying sooooooo hard not to think sexy thoughts.

Dude if that’s what your jizz is like, you really need to hydrate.

Then I will enjoy being bukakked when I burn in hell.

That’s actually how I measure it out for sandwiches.

Fantastic...you win today.

I had boobs in middle school too & hated the physical fitness test. Although I am a man, so that’s probably a bit more sad.

This will be a little queer of me (sorry PC folks), but I’m happy for you Drew! I had similar reactions when the Bills got in a couple weeks ago & I’m still happy about that.

The he’s even more of a pathetic shit than I thought.

Christ I hope so. If so, that’s almost more depressing because what’s the fucking point of being a troll?

What kills me is that I can tell that he is a liberal because so am I. A flaming liberal at that. He’s the type of liberal that gives the entire group a bad name. A hand wringing douche that gives me a bad name.

Thing is, I don’t think it’s a troll and that’s why I can’t stop myself.

Have a fun weekend of drinking your craft beers and eating tacos from taco trucks, or whatever it is that you all do.

You know why I love Deadspin, and Drew in particular? Because he calls out arrogant asshole that think incredibly highly of themselves while ultimately not contributing all that much and you absolutely fit in that description.

Do you know how you could avoid being called a moron? By not making a moronic, hyperbolic statement. That would be a start.