Hey Drew...save yourself the time of looking for next week’s “Haughty Dipshit of the Week”

Thank you for indicating that you might be offended by curse words so now I know that I should crank it up a notch.

Agreed. 10+ years ago Simmons was okay because his head was less than 95% of his body. Now he’s insufferable, plus he has spawned almost equally insufferable writers.

Hi Bill! Glad you check Deadspin too.

And thank god for that, so I can tell ass-hat morons like you to eat shit.

Oh, let me add to that dream in hopes that I have it this evening!

I’m in Monroe county so I’m good. We’d just have to inhale the plastic table and Zubbaz fumes for a few months.

I don’t want to be in any circle jerks!

I was reading comments on something the other day & a fucking Pats fan said that he was sort of looking forward to when the team has to rebuild. WHAT?????????

YOU’RE GAWD DAMN RIGHT I DID

It’s because he perfectly represents what is so fucking loathsome about Boston sports fans.

Disagree. That would be way too painless.

Are you Walter White?

Knowing that you do that makes ME happy as hell! Well done sir.

The sushi guy managed to ruin my day too. Why the fuck did he buy it to begin with???

Came here for this. Huge NIN fan but Cash’s cuts much deeper.

Thank you for giving me a couple options for fantasy football team names next year.

Oh yeah, totally agree. He looks a little like one of those older women that had way too much plastic surgery.

I didn’t like Gruden in the booth, but Gannon made him sound like Keith Jackson.

It wouldn’t happen anyway because Snyder will feel compelled to out-poorly-spend Davis. Expect Jim Zorn to get a 20 year, 400 million dollar deal any day.