The sound of my mom getting stabbed would be better than listening to Pheeeeeeeel Seeeeeeeems.

Glad I’m not the only one that despised that comment. I’m a Bills fan so yeah, rebuilding isn’t exactly exciting.

And I promptly put a bullet in my head. Not really, but that would be the fucking worst.

So just to clarify...by your metric, no pitcher should ever get into the hall of fame again right?

And his lawyer is a jew!

Vintage Dom Capers defense.

Thank you very much for “Apple Barb”. It’s fucking fantastic and based on the number of people on here calling her that, I think it’s safe to say that most Deadspinners agree with that.

Belichick is the best but he looks so much better next to the other morons.

That, if true, is more galling than Benoit. That would mean that I’m overly qualified to both write for SI or to coach an NFL team.

I find him irritating and phony but if he ended up on my shitty team I’d do fucking cartwheels...or something close to cartwheels.

I watched that clip while imagining an Arya Stark / Meryn Trant sort of ending. That would have been nice.

I was excited to watch the game specifically to watch Kamara. I have almost no doubt that the Saints win the game if he’s not knocked out. That and if they could have stopped giving the Falcons 1st downs via penalty every 5 seconds.

I’m not sure we’re on the same page. What I was referring about turning around is consistently losing legislative, executive and judicial seats throughout the country. I didn’t mean sexual harassment/assault.

No I have not...he’s a creep. For me, dating teens is probably about reason #15 on the list of horrifying shit about Roy Moore.

Haha thank you :)

I really do agree with you in principle.

I’m sorry that happened to you. Genuinely.

I’m just amazed that you use the proper “you’re”. Congrats!

Lolz. Keep thinking that you get to them. Ain’t happening & I promise you than no one wants to see that more than I do.

Today I’m considering playing a drinking game - take a shot for every comment that refers to Al Franken as a rapist. Unfortunately I think that would be a bad idea though because I would die of alcohol poisoning.