Wow it took 4 days to come up with that zinger? I was hoping that somehow my wish came true. Get fucked.

Not very diplomatic of me to say, but drop dead. Literally. Just stop living.

I would like to push my feet forward into your head. Totally not a kick!

Or before ESPN does it. The Bud Lite Lime-a-Rita anthem. I can see it now.

Apparently I don’t either...I also am from NY though.

Austin may not be, but YOU are a genius. I need this to happen.

I started to like him once he cursed & Alex said that had to bleep him.

Loved Roger. For players like him, that podium is there to shield the world from his massive nuts.

Haha yeah you might be right. Dunn may have too. Still worth it just to see the one time they make contact and hit it about 600 feet.

Alexandra Daddario is also in it so that also makes it quite worth while.

I do remember those guys!

Fuck you for making me think of Carl Pavano for the first time in about 10 years.

Nope...unless you are literally a horse, your dick isn’t poking the baby.

Corny, but excellent nonetheless.

Um no, no you can’t. Unless your definition of hung is VERY extreme.

Counter-counterpoint: I absolutely never want to reproduce EVER...I just think ladies are super hot in general.

Hell no I don’t. I frequent Jezebel as well...I would hope that women want a guy that gets riled up by a pregnant woman!

Read the book Gerald’s Game...you will never do the handcuff thing again.

If you’re a boob-man (yes I am) they can absolutely be hot as hell. I don’t care about lactating, but they’re typically gloriously bigger.

Best one yet!