I know that was a legit question, but that second sentence was absolutely hilarious for some reason.

Then why the fuck even mention communism?

Yes, because what everyone on here that has disagreed with you so far is in support of is communism.

I’m just waiting for the libertarians that like to refer to taxation as “slavery” or “rape” to come on here and spew their utter horseshit.

In his defense, it’s what Jesus would have done.

Damn you for beating me to that!

*protests during the anthem.

This 1,000 times.

That was great. I needed to chuckle after a couple days of reading my ass-hat family’s response to the anthem protests (I’m white) so thank you.

There is zero chance that woman is athletic enough for yoga.

Something that I don’t understand at all (this play and other free plays) is how the d-line usually seems to quit on the play. Look at the Bengals d-line on the play...they’re pretty much standing around and not trying to get to him. If you just fucked up, maybe get to the QB a bit better so that it’s only a 5 yard…

And emails from my mom.

Legit question...what percentage of his tweets have an exclamation point? It’s certainly not the most annoying part of the tweets, but it really fucking annoys me.

I’m actually amazed at how infrequently he uses the phrase considering how well it would rile up his mouth-breathing ass-hat supporters.

How about you and Dunzi84 go to a nice safe space and blow each other.

At least he wouldn’t have to worry about sunburn again.

Like John Olerud. Remember that guy?

His right what? Ohhhhhh I get it, you just can’t fucking spell.

+1 tear trickling down my cheek.

Or even worse...Jason Peters.