A dead elephant’s asshole is better than Subway.

Fuck it, go even farther. Make it like golf & you have to call fouls on yourself.

I don’t think I’ve ever had leftover Fritos once I opened a bag so I’ll take your word for it.

I’ll be honest...ever time I see that play I could care less. I think Jim Edmonds made the same catch about 10 times.

I seriously fucking doubt that people are going to starve to death without McDonalds. Do a lot of people eat it? Yeah. Is it the only thing that they can afford? Not even close.

Now now. He does it because he descended from slaves.

Brian Kelly Can’t Resist An Opportunity To Be Passive-Aggressive An Undouchable Cunt.

Every time I see this fucker, I remember Colbert’s intro from on segment... “Trump campaign chair, and Robert Redford dredged from a river, Steve Bannon...”

Wrong! It’s colder out today...they are wearing their Zubas.

Punchable face contests?

I think it’s because it’s pretty well known that Kyle drinks as much as we do.

There was a radio poll the other day...65% wanted Peterman starting. What the actual fuck?

Started Hunt over Gillislee...early on I was pretty fucking annoyed with myself.

I think “this” in Cowherd’s case is the n-word.

Hi Giselle!

For as bad as the quarterbacks are right now except for a few, it is a pretty amazing running back time in the NFL.

The guy in my area that used to give literally every vasectomy ever (used to because he dies) was named Dr. Stop.

Or foot stuff!

Kansas City Chiefs coach, and man whose every bowel movement is an emergency, Andy Reid.

My guess is that he’ll be JJ Watt in a Lifetime movie about Harvey.