I’m using that as a defense for everything from now on. Am I a racist fuck face too? I mean I own and wear several different coats.

Two in one day? Fuck yeah!

That’s way too animated for the Kush. He’s always just standing there, dead eyed, staring into an abyss.

How long until she’s named in a lawsuit. With the walking hard-ons at Fox, she’s going to have to walk around with a fucking rape trombone.

Every time I look at Kushner, this is the first picture that I think of.

I think “All I want to do is #MAGA” will end up being a right wing pop song that will ultimately make me shit and/or kill myself.

Oh shit I forgot that he went to Wisconsin. I think in a game of fuck/marry/kill with those two and Trump as the third I’d have to punt. Unanswerable.

It’s perfect that the Seahawks are next because the only player possibly more phony and manufactured that Watt is fucking Russell Wilson. I hate them both on a very irrational level.

I’m convinced he goes everywhere in that fucking sleeveless jersey. Damn I hate JJ Watt.

So should Sandusky.

Based on some of Tebow’s beliefs, I think another appropriate hashtag would be #Tebowblueballs

Something can resemble something without anyone consciously trying to make it that way.

I was hoping for some good old fashioned prison rape, but then again I’m not a very good person.

Zip it up & zip it out!

Garburator is pretty great though.

Jesus. Are we supposed to guess if some of those are real and some are fake?

I honestly thought you were kidding.

Exactly! I’m of German heritage & wear a Nazi arm band. It’s not at all about anti Semitism, it’s about being a proud German.

It’s the best way to get the taste of the tap water out of your mouth.

I wasn’t aware that Jarvis Landry had an issue with dirty hits...