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Key Witness In Jerry Sandusky Case Is Worst Witness Ever

He's clearly hustling in after an afternoon of playing bridge and criticizing his son's girlfriends.

Nationals GM Mike Rizzo considered this the most "classless, gutless act" in his 30 years watching Blackburn.

Among the things $44 billion will buy you: Access to Godzilla's game room.

In The Realm of Questionable Massage Boards, Anyone Could Be the Next Mackenzie Phillips

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Fountains Powered By: Grundfos

No one has said AAR Cuda? What's wrong with you people?

"Okay, which one of you two took a shit on the sidewalk?"

Report: Metta World Peace Out After Snapping On Court

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Not a huge surprise. Notre Dame football players don't typically listen when someone says "Stop."

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Likely to see a lot of action during the 2012 season: Terrell's Uggs

"Does anybody have a request that's not 'You Give Love a Bad Name'?"

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It's no surprise Kiper's numbers are slipping. He's obviously spending too much time dicking around, working on his "White Wedding" karaoke routine.

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