Glossy and attractive on the surface, backed by trash. I suppose Cardboard Tebow's next move will be to write for Playbook.

This is even more serious than it sounds. "Hanging off" is what robbed this world of Michael Hutchence.

+1, dying here.

"Now THERE'S a crossover we can get behind."

+1

Fortunately for St. Andrew's, the punch appeared to be more of a hook than a cross.

+1

Cowley's reporting continued uninterrupted as his editors ultimately decided to issue a final warning through the guild process.

+1

+1

+1

This much we know: nothing good happens when cougars hit the bars in Utah.

Judging from the spots, I think we can all figure out where Cimarron got that blanket.

It's a good thing this guy doesn't live in Miami. I'd hate to think of what he'd do to the dolphin.

Ask Claiborne, who even with the new rookie wage scale, will make eight figures before he plays a game

There it is.

Cruise can't play Abraham Lincoln.

May Cause Sudden Change in Cabin Pressure

Schottzie probably noticed her owner was getting out her Reds jacket. Schottzie knew what this meant; time for another goose step down by the river.

SportClips. It's like the Hooters of clip joints. The MVP = haircut, shampoo, scalp massage, hot towel, shoulder massage. If you can't find a chub in there somewhere, you're doing it wrong.