Hurst Hemi Dart. No bells or whistles, nothing flashy, limited numbers, purpose-built to destroy.

No love for the AAR Cuda?

Dodge Spirit R/T. 2.2 liter, 224 horsepower, 14.5 second quarter mile.

Next Wednesday: How to Throw a Moose Knuckleball, Starring CC Sabathia.

Updyke's Defense Poisoned by Family Tree

I haven't seen a chunk wreak this much havoc since the movie theater/fake puke incident.

Quit Wasting Money on Rimes

I don't like to get into the rankings.

That's still less disturbing than his daguerreotype cock shots.

I got the impression he was just offering the guy a job. Isn't that how it works in Miami?

"Yes, I suppose if you wanted to, you could say that turnovers have been this team's Achilles He... oh, fuck you guys."

Rex is burying a size 5 Jimmy Choo in the backyard to put this issue behind him.

You should see Frank Caliendo do Pontius Pilate.

@FavreFAIL: As would these three.

As silly as it sounds, it was a helluva lot more effective than the wildcat they set loose on the roof.

I had no idea Cobra Commander was an Eagles fan.

Manu Manu!

I've been thrown out of better joints than your bibliography.

Ashlee Simpson Is As Nose-y As She Wants To Be

And here's an 11-year-old Don King.