I'm assuming this is some kind of chug timer.

Phillips is apparently no better at going for the pick than was his secondary.

"I'd been dating Terri for a few months. I met her early on in college."

"I'm gonna take my talents to Clearwater Beach."

Marmadick

Funny, I would've pegged Wade for Groucho, but I guess they're still figuring that out.

He's not doing coke anymore, but Washington still enjoys the occasional Moosehead.

junkballing through 108 bitches

They ate barbecued chicken with spices and ended up taking indigestion tablets afterwards. I'm sure these four men fainted because of that and the physical effort they put in.

Nursing a Bud, I asked some more people if they wanted to participate.

"Join the club."

Linda Tripp has her hands full with cankles.

It makes more sense than Tony Gwynn doing "Da Dip".

Afterward, Lemieux dipped out in his Volvo (sittin' on 17's), bumpin that hot shit (Tragically Hip bootleg).

27-year-old? The ballsack resting just above his knee suggests otherwise.

@TheGhostof TomVeryzer: Dammit. Blissfully unaware of Cleveland's culinary identity - would "cheese fry" have been better?

Me, goatee, security.

Also on Goldberg's rap sheet: a 25-year-old breaking and entering/intimidation charge.

Even worse, he's lobbying to have players' numbers moved from their jerseys to their forearms.

"I pill."