[Christopher Motherfucking Lambert waits at door to Venture Building]

Disturbing to note that 21 was stealing a page from Ted Bundy's playbook to trap the Wandering Spider.

"Also, holy shit, Action Man was more badass than I thought!"

"I made tender, yet purely accidental love to the Blue Morpho."

"It's the series finale. Khaleesi is marrying Jack Sparrow. God, that show has really gone off the rails."

Well you see, it all started when my dad Christopher Walken built a bomb shelter in our backyard…

My turntable has a built in 8-track tape recorder, so I enjoy making mixtapes with it. I'm hoping it becomes the newest form of hipster trollery.

"So, um, I-I-I can't seem to find your résumé.

My high school did Li'l Abner for the spring musical less than ten years ago. Of course, the local paper added Alley Oop to the comics page around the same time, so I may have somehow just grown up in the 1950's.

"Apparently you've never been stuck with a broken bumper boat." FTFY

"We're on the same team, Doc!"

[Tries to ride Morpho Scooter. Spins around helplessly]

"Power armor? Pussy."

"Albinos have deep pack instincts. That's scientifically plausible."

"I didn't ask to be Secretary of Balloon Doggies. The balloon doggies demanded it!"

SPANAKOPITA!

"You didn't see that? I just grew bigger."

It could always be worse, we could have waited this long and only ended up with one great episode in a truly abysmally paced short season [Glares at Chris Carter].

♬ I was in the pit

[Potentally confronted with actual human contact]