"Although it looked incredibly warm and sunny for February 8, 2016"

"What kind of supervillain lives in Paterson?"

Creepy JJ Trainspotting Baby can't haunt my nightmares, because that space is already taken by puppy monkey baby.

[Points at Mulder] "Imagine, living your whole life looking like that."

I just love any opportunity to post this picture, because it tells you everything you need to know about Wolf Blitzer.

"Your scientists have yet to discover how neural networks create self-consciousness, let alone how the human brain processes two-dimensional retinal images into the three-dimensional phenomenon known as perception. Yet you somehow brazenly declare that seeing is believing!"

"Well, hey, I didn't spend all those years playing Dungeons and Dragons and not learn a little something about courage."

Or the idea that she brings it up just to tease Mulder, which is almost better.

More people need to watch Justified, dammit.

Jose Chung's Smile Time

Joe McCarthy would eat a stick of butter before he'd go hunting for commies on a three-day drinking binge.

"Agent Scully, you are so kind-hearted. He's a nut!"

"I hardly think the FBI is concerned with matters like that."

"Mulder didn't say that it was Alex Trebek. It was just someone that looked incredibly like him."

"I'm - I'm familiar with Detective Manners' colorful… phraseology."

It wouldn't be a Darin Morgan X-Files episode without Tyler Labine getting high off something.

Also, Scully clearly stole Guy Mann's dog from the shelter.

"Please go away, or I'll kill ya."

Or her asking "Boxers, or briefs?"

Ryan Murphy may have been acquited in this case, but he's never going to win at the civil trial.