Long live that blond-haired, buttercream frosted murder-cake!

I can't wait until the Cubs get beat by the Mets again next year, so I can point to this episode as yet another prediction about them that didn't come true.

It feels like I've waited almost as long for Sleater-Kinney to be on Austin City Limits as I've waited for new Venture Bros, so of course my local PBS station aired it at the same time as this. Doc and Jackson are lucky I decided to watch them instead.

I was kind of hoping Rusty would channel his inner Chloe, and just draw a peen on the whiteboard, then fire the first person who questioned him.

[Walks in, writes on whiteboard]

[Shoves J-Bot off rooftop]

Fact: There are few shows that wasted an awesome premise more thoroughly than Sliders managed to.

"I was all of history's great acting robots: Acting Unit 0.8, Thespo-mat, David Duchovny!"

"Look at this, Scully: there has been another unsubstantiated UFO sighting in the heartland of America. We've got to get there right away."

The answer is: No.

John Lindsay could have probably used the work.

Very good, @GuybrushThreepwoodMightyPirate:disqus. Short, but pointless.

Schrödinger's experiment was actually just an elaborate excuse to kill cats.

Everything you are doing is bad, @GuybrushThreepwoodMightyPirate:disqus. I want you to know this.

No!

"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!"

[Turns, looks at Venkman] Is this true?

"I'm a boat captain!"

The Arsenio Experiment is my second favorite Nancy Allen movie of the 1980's.

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