I'm gonna be an Adrienne Barbeau-bot. With D-Cups full of justice.

We named the dog Indiana.

TUSK - Fleetwood Mac

Ash's first line in Season 2: "WTF is Starz, lol."

"John Q. Mind was the best soldier in America. Until his arms and legs got blown in… to his mind."

Don't worry, they have pepper spray. That and the flare gun are guaranteed to be completely and hilariously ineffective against bears, Deadites, and Deadite bears.

For once Comcast has screwed up in the customer's favor, and has been putting episodes up on xfinity OnDemand at least 12 hours early every week.

So a woman, a Puerto Rican Honduran, and a black female cop walk into a militia camp. Stop me if you've heard this one before.

Pablo shoots off a LAW rocket launcher in an episode named "Fire In The Hole". The last time before this I can remember seeing one used in a tv show? Boyd Crowder blowing up a church in the premiere episode of Justified, coincidentally titled "Fire In The Hole".

[Militiamen see Lem outside] "SUPPRESSING FIRE!"

"You’ve had some awful, awful hobbies, but this one is by far the worst, and I’m including heroin and not knowing things are a school.”

If she's anything like me on antidepressants, we have a good three to four weeks of manic, bad (ok, worse) decision making Gretchen to look forward to next season.

"I'm allowed one!" [Downs rest of glass]

"But I reiterate, do not see The Babadook!"

"Mmm, fruity!"

Paul's got a better voice than I expected, but I was really hoping he'd pick Detachable Penis.

Glad to see Gretchen's attempt at a disguise is just as bad as any of Jimmy's.

Becca and Vernon's unvaccinated, fetal alcohol syndrome baby is going to need so much money. So, so much money.

Canned Trash Juice: The Drink of the Tomorrow, Today!

Wasn't it bad enough that the Irish blew up Jimmy's dad's favorite chip shop? Did they really need to mock Jimmy too?