Henry Rollins is there to eventually recreate scenes from 'Legend of Korra' with Becca.

"These decals are tricky to apply straight, you should see the mess I made of the dolphin. It looks like a scene from 'The Cove'."

"Can't believe the turkey baster worked."

"I'm sorry I gave you scabies. I'm sorry I left you alone at that party with Moby. I'm sorry, during the 'Rock of Love' auditions I called you a poor man's Ilsa Fisher."

Sartre may be smartre, but Dippy Fresh is the best.

"If you are the owner of the unicorn in a top hat, please go to Ice Cream Beach. It is being towed."

"The rainbows here have colors only bees and art students can see."

The B.K. Kids Club is going to need to replace founding member Dippy Fresh.

As someone who has taken Adderall regularly for more than fifteen years, watching someone snort a goddamn freight train's worth of it and feel nothing was the most horrifyingly direct way of displaying the depths of apathy and ennui that Gretchen is in they could show.

There's an irony in someone named Dresden being on a radio station named Fire.

"Honey Nutz and Shitstain haven't said anything about you that isn't true. Your grandmother is a whore. You don't have the head shape for a five panel hat. Your built-ins aren't original."

I can't wait until Ward drinks Coulson's blood and gains his Kree powers.

We've got a ram's head, now all we need is a wolf and a hart to get everyone's favorite law firm involved with HYDRA.

Why keep harping on it? Because it's his job to critique the show, not to just mindlessly reiterate whatever occurred that week without comment.

It's been building for so long that I honestly stopped caring about three plot twists ago. I'm all about them finally building a shotgun-axe and how much of a dick Hunter can be at this point. If Marvel's not going to let them do anything actually noteworthy on the show (aside from introducing the Inhumans, which this…

The only thing more annoying than his reviews are all the comments bitching about his perfectly justified problems with Agents of B.L.A.N.D.

A few weeks? You underestimate the internet's purveyors of smut at your own peril.

So… when does Dreama Walker show up as Squirrel Girl? Are they saving that for next season?

Hey, they tried to get Lord Lucan for the next film, but he suddenly stopped returning their calls.

[Reads Thank You card]