Sam's dissing of Shitstain was pretty great too: "I saw him sucking some dick for a Magic card."

"They said that university is where wankers go to study poetry and fist themselves."

"Mexicans, America's Pakis."

IDEA: A Fitz/Mac team up episode where they finally design and build a shotgun-axe.

Rosalind plot twist written and conceived by a tube worm!

"Daniel Craig?!? He looks like an upset baby."

[Punches Mary Fernandez in belly, Fernandez agrees they deserved it.]

[Punches Germaine Parker in belly, Parker agrees they deserved it.]

NBC replaced "Make High-Quality Comedy Series and Keep Renewing Them" with "We Peacock Comedy" years ago, Jesse.

[Punches Mary Nunes in belly, Nunes agrees they deserved it.]

"What's that smell?"

All I'm saying is that we better get Powers Boothe telling Ward, "All that hate's gonna burn you up, kid" at some point this season.

He's an unrepentant shithead who only cares about himself and his own circle.

Rugged B. Survivortype as Astronaut Not-Appearing-In-This-Episode

NBC.COM.CO is the first horrible, misleading, and badly written thing in the past 5 years that NBC has actually tried to stop people from seeing.

It's a marinara swimming pool for rats.

Well then it should fit right in next to Soldier "Let's Ruin a Landmark by Putting a Toilet Bowl on Top of It" Field.

Chicago's official beard is a lot like Chicago's official pizza: It's very doughy and actually pretty terrible.

YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND LIKE IT, INTERNET!

Nic Cage and Willem Dafoe's movie was released over the holiday weekend. It spun in. There were no survivors.